Hey. No one reads my journal entries, no one looks at my art, and NO ONE LOOKS AT MY FAVES except for those what... couple THOUSAND people? Yeah. I appreciate art, and those are my faves, and people just... just... look at those, and not my art. I just want to say, that MY AMAZING ART IS HERE! RIGHT HERE! GO TO MY MAIN PROFILE PAGE and take a gander at my amazing abstract and deep works. I never get the respect, and the only people that comment are stupid and tell me to get a life. My god. I should have that one piece of mine on DD like EVERY DAY. But it doesn't get there, because those people who always make the first page just.. you know? Put up my favs that just attract so many people? Like I said, I faved them, so therefore, I'm the one who should get credit, no? I mean... if I didn't go to the trouble of spending my time and faving every single fricken one of those pieces, where would they be!? WHERE WOULD YOU BE!? yeah. That's right, I can see those brains working correctly. You just thought,

"My god. Sage is just... so sagely and wise. How come I didn't realize till now? She made such a good point with that favorites issue. If she didn't fave them, I would be.. so ... de..priiiived."

Yeah. And now there's another reason. NO ONE comments on my ability to read minds? I'm like the all-in-one package here. I can make amazing art, fave those things that get respect and wouldn't without me, annnnnnnnd I can read minds and tell you what you need.

Just to let you know? dA wouldn't BE HERE without me and my piece of art! I WAS THE ONE WHO INSPIRED dA to be MADE! look at the age of that art! It's been around forEVER. Longer than you have been on this earth, right? oh, I got it again, you are thinking..

"She is reading my mind like a MADANTEATER!"

Right? RIGHT!?!?!?

So. Why don't you just... click on... devwatch+ and WATCH ME MAKE HISTORY as I do. Because, what with all of my faving action? you just have to watch it all happen, because live TV is so much better than not. So just go ahead. AND, follow my amazing example by FAVING my art. and COMMENTING. BOTH on THIS journal, and my main page. Spread the word, tell your friends about the hidden Sage, Sagebrushh. Because I know I need and deserve it.

And I can see what you will do next. Follow my instructions. Damn good, aren't I? That's why I wrote this.